How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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