I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
try to milk me bitch
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