Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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