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I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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