I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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