We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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