'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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