16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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