If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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