we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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