We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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