Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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