so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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