Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
