Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So vagazzling was a success
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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