went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
are you so shy because you have an std?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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