BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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