Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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