Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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