I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
