You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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