Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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