Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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