i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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