We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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