I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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