Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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