I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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