Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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