great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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