The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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