Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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