I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Did I show you my penis last night?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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