I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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