I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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