Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Randomize
