Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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