so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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