Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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