Taylor Swift is so right about you.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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