Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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