How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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