Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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