Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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