Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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