If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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