i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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