So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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