Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he laminated a picture of his dick.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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