I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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