look no pants
someone threw a dead crab at me
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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