why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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