Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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