I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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