Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So much Jack, so little girl.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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