don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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