Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So much rum. So many feels.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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