Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
